Monday, May 14, 2012

Can I help You?

Get off of my back! That is exactly the way I feel when I go shopping at times and meet the sales guys/girls who stand in their uniforms. I go to this shop - just to get a tiny li'l gift - and there is this dude who is like "Madam, can I help you?" and I go "No, I just need to look around." He then looks at me as if I just offended him by calling names at his ancestors or something and keeps following me. I turn left and there he is. I take a step front and yes, there he is. Okay, just let me turn back and there he is again. Really? Did he work as an invigilator in some Engineering college here?


There are also the cheerful employees. I go to this jewellery shop (not gold - the case is entirely different there) and ask to see a couple of earrings. The shop's got like loads of boxes stacked there and this female there, she shows me two boxes and I'm like eagerly asking "Is there anything else besides these patterns?" and she gives me this expression like she swallowed phlegm or something and slams a box on my face. I cautiously look at the box, then at her and slowly rummage through the plunder. Then like Oliver Twist who asked for more, I dared to ask her if there is any other box. She looks at me with such rage and hisses "NO!" and slams the boxes back to their shelves with such speed as if any delaying further might destroy mankind. Yayyyy - shopping is fun!



The last one which never fails to impress me is the hard working bank employees, especially the government run ones. You go to a bank to withdraw cash and you forget to carry a pen (damn you handbag!) and the guy behind the counter gives you the pen, but not without a look that reads 'How-unworthy-thou-art-that-thou-does-not-carry-a-pen.' You stand in queue and finally reach the window and the dude takes his own sweet time to even look up at you - why? because he just had a rough day with his wife. I mean who cares if people put permissions in office or left babies under other peoples care or have to pay dues today or whatever. Its nothing compared to the pain that this guy who sits in his seat faces, I mean I understand that its MY money in there you F-R-E-A-K but that can wait. After all, all good things come to him who patiently wait. Sigh!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My Mini Valentine

Life's like a roller coaster ride now - thanks to  my mini-valentine! I hardly ever use the word 'bored' nowadays.

So what does a typical mother's day look like? I need to get up early to eat breakfast before the li'l one gets up, wash his soiled nappies, hang them, fold his cleaned ones, make lunch, feed him, bathe him, feed him again, put him to nap ( this is NOT an easy task), eat my lunch, sit down to relax (what's that noise? he's up already..), play with him, try making tea and entertain him at the same time, put him for a small nap, read mails, run to make dinner, heat water to bathe him, bathe him, feed him, have dinner, and sit for long hours putting him to sleep. Yeah, pretty much this is what everyday of my life revolves around.

How on earth did my mom raise three kids and that too all of us were like just one or two years apart. I have no idea how she did it but seriously women ARE the greatest of God's creation. They multi task so goddamn well! So what do we get in return for all this back breaking work? Picture this: I sit on my bed looking at this tiny being unfurling his arms and legs, his eyes move over to mine, he stares at me, I stare back at him all dead tired and then he coos 'aaah' and gives this big toothless smile - and believe me that's the instant I know this is all worth it. Each pain I go through, each second of my life spent slaving for him, each moment I sit spent out - everything is like totally worth it for this li'l toothless smile from that saliva-gurgling face.

Happy Valentines Day guys...!